Man and wife. Say man and wife!
Man an’ wife.
What, you’ve never read Titus Andronicus?
I’ll up you one. Watch the movie adaptation in the middle of the night in a dark room while sick with strep throat, hopped up on meds and with insomnia. I think I realized what it was like to be on LSD without being on it.
Suburban_Plankton:
Autolycus:
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
Man and wife. Say man and wife!
Man an’ wife.
THIS time, designate a guard squad to protect the princess. Keep her safe and unharmed so the prince can murder her later!!
I know that if you love something you’re supposed to set it free, but if it doesn’t come back, are you really supposed to hunt it down and kill it?
Oh dear Lord that was terrible!
Glad to be of service!
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Best wishes,
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I have the horrible feeling that eos_wind’s secret boyfriend has stuffed her dismembered body in a trunk, and sunk it in the ocean…
I know that if you love something you’re supposed to set it free, but if it doesn’t come back, are you really supposed to hunt it down and kill it?
Only if you’re female & if you restrict your weaponry to shoes.
Season is from 12 midnight 2/13 to 12 midnight 2/14*.
*Must Be Same Year
I have a secret boyfriend, too. He’s my friend’s 2-1/2 year-old son and I call him my secret boyfriend so as not to make my own son jealous…He is adorable.
Does this Secret Boyfriend exist only INSIDE your head ?
Does this Secret Boyfriend exist only INSIDE your head ?
No, I told you. He’s this really cute boy who…oh. never mind.
So… it seems like the OP actually did explode… huh, who’d have thunk it.
Let this be a lesson to all of you other teenage girls - talk MORE about your secret boyfriends.