Wusses. Cover the boys in wax, press down a sheet of paper on it and RIP. Gets it all out fast-like. Be sure to have a paramedic and cameraman on standby so you a) survive and b) can share your facial expression with us. 
In my case it is the latter reason.
In my opinion, there’s no reason for a man to get a vasectomy for any other reason. The operation should not effect any sexual property of the man other than his fertility level. His interest in sex, erectile function, & all that should remain unchanged.
Note, since this is a quick lesson in the “Big V”, his ability to give or receive sexually transmitted diseases remains unchanged, too.
OK, being a chick and reading this just cracks me up… now you men know what it’s like when we’re requested to trim the hedges, or clear cut the forest.
Okay, this is the last time I open myself up for ridicule by posting this thread, but here goes:
Someone above recommended taking a cold shower. DON’T TAKE A COLD SHOWER! The last thing you want is the Turtle Effect, as your skin will wrinkle up. Wrinkles and razors don’t mix.
Take a nice, long, warm (not hot) shower.
Use a shaving gel, not cream.
Your three blade razor will be fine, just take it slow.
Take up the slack. By this, I mean you need to make every surface you’re shaving as flat and as smooth as possible. Pull that baby up and out, and get a good flat surface area.
[sub]*So as not to confuse, I joined the board as Connor, but then changed my username several months later.[/sub]
“Say, Jim, can I borrow your beard trimmer?”
“Huh? Yeah, I know I don’t have facial hair, I’d like to use it on my balls.”
I suggest you get one of your own if this is your choice.
I was just about to post a comment like this. Mainly saying:
You can keep it.
~Ferry, being a pain