I haven't been here in four years.

And I haven’t visited these forums on a daily basis for about six years. Anything change here?

Kinda. I’d elaborate but it’ll cost ya.

OK OK I’ll summarize what you missed.

Announcements related to dopers’ weddings, funerals, graduations, pets, babies, sex habits, and bacon-related injuries. Moderators have changed: some have become admin, some have become normal members, and some have been chopped into little bits and fed to Mariah. Cecil is Ed, or is he? The board behaves faster because Jerry took a sledgehammer to the hamsters, and we also stopped operating on a p2p system. You can now accuse people of trolling, but only in the pit. There was a weekend where almost all rules were rescinded, and there was much rejoicing, and much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Pie is still being served.

Basically Doperville is still the same place, it’s just been shuffled around a bit, although most people will claim it’s not what it used to be.

Thanks for bringing me up to speed.

Did you know about the goat? And the Squid? And the industrial-sized drum of canola oil.

No one gets Serlin jokes any more.