And I’m in constant fear that something I accidentally see will spoil it for me.
This sucks! It’s sitting on my dvr at home right now! I just can’t get there for the 75 minutes I need to watch it!! 
No spoilers please!
Oh, I hate that. I missed it the first time it aired the whole month, except the last one.
I’m kind of glad it’s over now, so I don’t have to be chained to a damn TV show anymore!
Well, the good thing is that it’s complicated so it’s not like if someone said “XXX DIES!” you wouldn’t be able to shut them up before they told you how and why.
My mom was telling me yesterday how her morning shows were talking about the finale and she wanted me to tell her what happened (she’s never seen the show) and I was like “Well uh…first a chemistry teacher in Albuquerque was told he had cancer…” You can’t even explain the finale without a ton of backstory!
It is packed with 75 minutes of interesting stuff happening. Not like it’s a sports score. No one can spoil it for you!
We’ve borrowed the DVDs from a friend and are in the middle of season 3.
Trying to avoid spoilers at all costs. Unfortunately we already know Walt and Jesse stay alive for at least another 2.5 seasons.
I was amazed when I found out that Todd was actually a shapeshifting alien from Zeta Reticuli 7.
Moving over to CS since it’s about a show.
Walt and Jesse share a hot French kiss.
Oops! I gave it away.
Well that’s good to hear. No worries about a single image on a news site ruining it for me?
Turns out it was all fake, like that Michael Douglas movie, “The Game”. Skyler had secretly inherited money, so she used it to set up an elaborate scheme to make Walt think he was a meth kingpin as a 50th birthday present to fight the midlife crises blues. He didn’t even have cancer- the doctors were in on it too! Everybody had a good laugh at the end while Louis Armstrong’s “what a wonderful world” played. fade to black.
Why don’t you just quit being a goober and go watch it!
Anyway, I was going to say that I found the finale to be surprisingly simple. And that’s what’s great about it, no sharks.
I can never figure out how to do spoiler tags, so here goes.
Walt gets cured
ham (or bacon to some) at Denny’s for his birthday.
I can’t, I can’t! Some of these fake endings are plausible enough to drive me nuts. I can’t tell if you’re joshing me, or being serious.
I gotta get out of this thread!
It turns out the entire show was a set-up to convince Jesse to apply himself at chemistry. Everybody has a big laugh about the prank then shares roof-pizza and Schraderbrau.
Jesse was really Walt Jr. in a latex mask the whole time (he faked his polio to ensure his Dad wouldn’t catch on to his double life). The whole thing was a set-up to be able to spend some more time with his father.
In retrospect, I was kind of puzzled no one guessed it. Five seasons and two main characters are never in the same room?
Polio? Is the big twist ending that the show actually takes place in the 30s?
Two words.
Killer Robot
Since you are constantly prodding the bear to spoil the ending for you…here it is…
The entire series was a fugue state. Walt created it mentally during his chemo treatments.
In the final scene, Walt is about to go down in a blaze of glory fighting the DEA when a scientist rushes in and informs them that he’s found out blue-meth cures cancer. WW is hailed as a hero and cures himself by sampling his own stash. Tom and Jessie shake and agree to leave the whole torture thing/gf murdering stuff in the past and just be friends. Hank was really just wounded and once they dig him out, he is rushed to the hospital and makes a full recovery, while also being excited by some rocks he found while he was buried in that pit for a month. Badger and Skinny Pete get to make the next Star Trek movie. Everyone lives happily ever after. Hooray!
Man, all these are great endings, I’m not sure why AMC doesn’t just let the SDMB write its TV shows.
What was really weird is that Tom was a brand new character introduced in the finale. But man, when he and Jesse shook hands I started bawling like a baby.
Damn, son? Don’t you have priorities?
Sunday night the Mrs was like “Oh, look! We recorded a new episode of the shitty polygamy show!” and I was like “I’m watching MY show and you’re just going to have to find some way to deal with that.”
It was worth it.