Q. Knock knock
Q2. Whose their?
A. Obama ! was borne in Kanye!!!
Lolololzzz
We’re gonna need a smaller bigot.
Ah, but soldiers sleep in barracks.
You know who else slept?
Lying dogs?
Aha! The M stands for Muslim! Richard Nixon is Barak Obama’s real father! Take that you birthers!
There’s got to be a corollary to Gaudere’s Law that works for this thread.
We’re laughing at you instead of with you, but at least we are laughing.
Win for you…I guess.
Par for the course for me … from great debates to elections to IMHO to MPSIMS
I keep stumbling … I can’t wait to get back to the game room (pre season is just two more months).
Maybe I’m in the wrong section … I need one that is for silly people that can’t spell 
Bing Dictionary
mun·dane
1.ordinary: commonplace, not unusual, and often boring
2.of this world: relating to matters of this world
Bing Dictionary
point·less
1.without purpose or benefit: having no purpose, use, or sense, or any positive or beneficial effect
That would be Charlton Heston, president of the National Rifle Association, in his role as Moses in “The Ten Commandments.”
What did I win?
I hert that joke, but a a differant way:
Q. Knock knock?
A- Benghazi!
I heard that in a different way.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Issa!
Interr–
Benghazi!
That’s actually funny. Disqualified.
Gah, this is me in real life at the moment, studying for a citizenship test. They’ve been changed in the last year or so to have more questions about history and general culture, and I’m having a hell of a time not overthinking the questions.
There’s one that pops up on the practice tests quite a bit:
He defeated the Vikings in battle:
- King Arthur
- Harold II
- Alfred the Great
- George III.
I keep wanting to go with Harold, who defeated them in battle at Stamford Bridge in 1066, but by the official government book it’s Alfred (who did a deal with them, dammit – my Anglo-Saxon expert colleague concurs with me there.)
I’ve got the book practially memorised, but it’s driving me crazy, as my real life responses to most of the questions start out with, ‘Welll, sort of, I guess…’
Who defeated the Vikings? Well, in the Super Bowl, practically everybody…
Well, sometimes the 1s get stuck the other way blocking traffic and you start to miss letters because you don’t get all the data so you have to shake the cord a few times to clear the clog. It doesn’t happen with broadband because they use greased wiring, that’s why it’s so much faster.
I wouldn’t have got that one, either, as I do’nt follow US football at all 
Still, I remembered that it’s others who nominate, but the Queen appoints peers for the House of Lords thanks to Blackadder, Baldrick, and a slightly confused Prince George.
Q. Did you hear about the thread full of non sequiturs?
A. Banana!
Enough jokes about the OP.
This question makes me wonder - what country has the toughest visa, residency, or citizenship exam? I’m not asking what is the most difficult country to immigrate to in general, as there can be significant non-academic requirements as well (e.g. have job offer, lack criminal record, fulfill medical criteria, win a lottery, etc.). It seems that the US, UK, Canada, etc. have pretty easy exams, generally consisting of multiple choice and/or short answer questions that come out of a short list of source materials. E.g. questions like “Where is the Statue of Liberty?” rather than “Discuss the history of the Rocky Mountain states with specific reference to economic, social, and religious conflicts from the early westward expansion days to the present. What was the most significant factor in the development of the culture of Denver, Colorado?”
Oh THANKS! :mad:
You just had to remind us when my brother is visiting from San Francisco.
Now he’s going read this thread and remind me that I lost that bet.:smack:
–G!
There i was, trying to just ignore this thread and…
France. The entire exam is written in some kind of secret code.