I just picked a tomato, and realized that from one angle, it had a nice heart shape. I’m thinking about sending the photo off to a gardening magazine. I took the picture with my dirty, worn gardening glove on because I liked the contrast, and I think gardeners would get the concept I’m going for here - it’s a lot of work, but we love it. What do you think?
And, because this is the Dope, Bonus Cat Picture! My caption for this picture would be, “And another thing - about that kibble we’ve been getting…”
Those radiation-treated tomatoes can be dangerous. But I see you’re wearing your Christmas gift from Dread Pirate Jimbo, the hazardous-material handling gloves.
Nice. But from an amateur photographer’s standpoint, if you want a publishable picture, you have to pay some attention to the background. You’ve got the patio blocks cutting across the picture in the upper left and a rather boring lawn behind the tomato. What you really want in the background is your actual garden. Preferably with a bunch of blooming and flowering things.
Failing that, plain green lawn would be a better contrast to the glove and tomato image.
Also, clean or Photoshop that white speck of stuff on the bottom left of the tomato.
