Really.
I’ve had a pretty nasty cold this week, and I’ve been coughing almost nonstop. I was having yet another coughing fit and then suddenly my ass explodes in pain. You know how it feels when you wake up with a leg cramp? It was exactly the same pain, except in my sphintcer. This is quite possibly the strangest cold symptom I’ve ever experienced.
It’s mundane, it’s pointless, it’s something I’d never share with anyone IRL.
Which is EXACTLY why we’re all here for you, ** LunaSea ** so you can share your heiny stories, and we’ll feel your pain…well, not exactly, but kinda sorta.
I hope you’re feeling better soon, do you have a cool mist vaporizer going to ease your congestion somewhat???
No, but I have lots of halloween candy. That’s just as good right?
Wow. You coughed so hard your ass cramped? That’s gotta be some kind of record.
nope, thought I could… but cant.
Hope you have someone to rub it better with 
Did you focus on the pain?
Is it the only thing that’s real?
Take the beeds out…fool!
Anti Pro, could you explain how a cool mist vaporizer relieves ass congestion? I read the directions on mine, and while it doesn’t actually prohibit use on the ass, it doesn’t seem to be recommended, either.
Just use a hankerchief and blow like everyone else 