Well, better late than never…
Dude, don’t eat nose hairs. No! Bad!
Maybe he should try to get on one of those reality shows, like the woman who eats dryer sheets.
I don’t want to get detailed, but you’re the source. (you, generic plural)
I wouldn’t worry too much about it. It’s not as though you’ve just dropped your standards, or anything.
You know, you’ve just shared with us behavior that, in all likelihood, isn’t likely to be replicated by anyone anywhere. So, erm, thank you for that.
I’m going to go ahead and ask the questions on everyone’s mind: do you have curly nostril hairs? And aside from texture, did the two hair types taste different?
Time to pull up your lawn chair and start yelling at the kids?
They have all the great taste of actual boogers, but with less calories! And sodium!
If you habitually eat nose hairs, do you find the accompaning mucus to be too high in sodium content?
Are you implying semen? If so, I’m glad I’m with a woman that enjoys ingesting it and doesn’t think of it as a “worse thing”.
Psst, Cork, this is not a serious conversation.