Okay, sensational opening to a thread, but it is kinda true.
There are often junkies and ex junkies passing behind my garden. There is a rehab center down the street and they give out methadone as well. Junkies pass daily on a footpath with shrubs between the starion and the rehab center. The footpath lies between the railway and the backyards of the houses. And My backyard is one of those.
When the rehab center opened here, seven years ago, they promised the neighbourhood they would try to reduce trouble caused by “their clients”. They promised the same a few years later when the temporary center gor permanent and expanded. So far so good. Of course I would rather have an office there, but the rehab has to be somewhere and, from an urban planning perspective, the place is well chosen and out of the way.
But the junkies and their friends do cause trouble. I don’t mind the slurred arguments they have amongst themselves that I hear when I’m working in the back of my garden. I don’t mind them sitting in the sun and drinking beer all hobo-style in the nook, one house down. I even don’t mind the blackened tin foil squares that are a sign of heroine use.
But I do mind finding blood soaked tissues stuffed in my hedge, and I certainly hate the occasional bloody syringe or broken glass. (not with needles, thank god, the needle exchange program is a succes)
A month ago, so on a cold night in january on a Sunday morning, I found a matress in my back yard. It had been thrown over my fence, and near it I found remains of drug use (sooted tin foil) and a used condom. That DID piss me off. Those damned junkies had fucked and drugged and slept in MY garden, less than twenty feet from my ground level bedroom window and that of my little son.
So I wrote a letter with pictures to the rehab center and asked them what they could do about it. meanwhile, I got rid of the matress, (hauled it out of my garden, called the county to come and take it away. I informed the neighbourhood police officer. The county. I kept the foil and condom package in case anyone could take finger prints. But all to that I reported just for the records, because I they couuldn’t do anything after the fact.
I did want the rehab center to do something, though. I wrote them a letter and suggested they could hang a picture of the matress, with a caption along the lines of: “The pwners of this yard are pissed off, does anyone know who did this?”. Of course, no-one would come forward, but it would at least send a signal, no?
I got a letter back, and that letter pissed me off more then the matress had managed to do. It was one of those formal “please go away” letters, insincere-social- worker-style. . It said: “We regret you had this experience, but as we don’t know for sure that those responsible are our clients, we regret to have to inform you that we can’t do anything”.
:: twitch::
I replied that of they couldn’t do any factfinding, how was I supposed to do it for them, so that answer wasn’t very useful. And how about them hanging that note in the rehab center ?
To which the lady in charge replied in another letter: “We will take appropriate measures, we value a good rapport with our neighbours, and if you like, you can make an appointment during office hours with my secretary so I may explain this answer in person”.
This didn’t do much for me either, so I went down to the rehab center to see if I could find anyone to talk about it there. As soon as I cane in, my eye fell on a small white printed sign near the entrance. It said:
That sign was the straw that broke the camels back. Did these guys really, actually think such a sign would accomplish ANYTHING? Were they that dumb? Or that cynical? I almost wanted to say: Good idea! Why don’t you hang another sign next to it that says:
I had a short talk with the receptionist. When I told her about my idea for a sign, she said “No no, We can’t do that. Then everybody would have a picture of the trouble they’ve had up on that wall”. …She obviously didn’t realise what she had just said, and she also didn’t realise that actually seemed like a good idea to me.
Anyway, I went home to cool off. I also called the manager to politely say I accepted her offer for a person to person talk, and I made an appointment.
Three days later, I was still livid about the contrast between “we will take appropriate measures” and that stupid little sign.
I was so mad, in fact, that I toyed with the idea to make a cell phone picture of that sign. That sign was just so unbelievabbly bad.
To be continued…