I just called a woman for the first time to make a date and got her answering machine

[Seven]

bows

[Analogue_Skywalker]

follow up:

We finally made plans the following monday and have since been courting each other. We go out two times a week and it is budding into something I have not experianced in a long while.

[Silver_Fire]

Hey, congratulations and all that. On a more important note, thanks a billion for bumping this. I managed to miss it the first time around.

@rpinrd

“Hello Shitforbrains, it’s Boogerface. Let’s meet at half past a monkey’s ass at Armpit for some peepee then we can eat some bugs that we made plans to do. If the weather is nice, we’ll scratch our buts outdoors afterwards. Call me back at 555-your mother.”

Which, coincidentally, is about the level of message quality some of our more “relationship challenged” Dopers seem to be leaving.

Ha! That’s awesome.

[twickster]

@Analogue Skywalker

follow up:

We finally made plans the following monday and have since been courting each other. We go out two times a week and it is budding into something I have not experianced in a long while.

Yay!

[Cervaise]

@Analogue Skywalker

…something I have not experianced in a long while.

Is it bad that I heard that in Ben Kenobi’s voice?

[Seven]

Have you tickled her Ewoks yet?

[Excalibre]

Congratulations. Um, do you mind if I ask a personal question? Why do you have Star Wars tattoos on your neck?

[Uvula_Donor]

@Excalibre

Congratulations. Um, do you mind if I ask a personal question? Why do you have Star Wars tattoos on your neck?

'Cos he had a nasty rash on his ass that week.

[Speaker_for_the_Dead]

Yes, yes it is. Kenobi’s actual line is a “a long time.”

[Speaker_for_the_Dead]

@Cervaise

Is it bad that I heard that in Ben Kenobi’s voice?

So close, yet so far. This is the post I intended to quote.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@rpinrd

<snip>“Hello Shitforbrains, it’s Boogerface. Let’s meet at half past a monkey’s ass at Armpit for some peepee then we can eat some bugs that we made plans to do. If the weather is nice, we’ll scratch our buts outdoors afterwards. Call me back at 555-your mother.”
<snip>

Have you been spying on my husband and me? (Speaking of relationship-challenged Dopers, we’re very lucky we found each other. )

I like that “courting each other,” Analogue. Very, well, courtly. Best wishes to both of you. And you’re absolutely right - the thing to do about dating is not overanalyze. Just jump right in and see how it goes.

[handsomeharry]

@Analogue Skywalker

Hi, It’s Sean. Let’s meet at 6:30 at this establishment for a cocktail then look at the art that we made plans to look at. If the weather is nice (which it has been for Kansas City) we’ll hang out on the roof afterwards. Call me back (left the number)
The plans were to gallery hop for first friday then share a bottle of wine on the roof of the warehouse i live in.
She called back 2 hours later
Yet, Work called 1 hour later to tell me I had to come in and serve tables that night. So there will be no gallery hopping. boooooo!
Sorry this thread sucks

-analogue skywalker

Nope. I ain’t buying it.
I think that you did exactly what bouv told you not to do, and the rest of this stuff is made up. I think that you took the dialogue off of some chat room with cool people in it.
Confess :dubious:
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[Guinastasia]

So are you going to do the full on Star Wars wedding, complete with lightsaber canopy and the minister in a Yoda costume?

[phall0106]

@rpinrd

I suppose we could turn it into a MadLib:

“Hello [first name], it’s [your name]. Let’s meet at [time of day] at [location] for [beverage] then we can [activity] that we made plans to do. If the weather is nice we’ll [outdoor activity] afterwards. Call me back at [you telephone number].”

Of course, then we’d get the kind of results MadLibs always give:

“Hello Shitforbrains, it’s Boogerface. Let’s meet at half past a monkey’s ass at Armpit for some peepee then we can eat some bugs that we made plans to do. If the weather is nice, we’ll scratch our buts outdoors afterwards. Call me back at 555-your mother.”

Which, coincidentally, is about the level of message quality some of our more “relationship challenged” Dopers seem to be leaving.

Any second my coworkers will be at my office door to see if I’m alright. Tears are streaming down my face and all my mascara has now racooned under my eyes.

I haven’t laughed this hard in…well, a while.

[Analogue_Skywalker]

@Excalibre

Congratulations. Um, do you mind if I ask a personal question? Why do you have Star Wars tattoos on your neck?

I love star wars. I love tattoos, I wanted neck tattoos when I was twenty, I thought this was a great idea. I know alot of people with really bad neck tattoos. Now, 5 years later, I am still happy I have them and that they aren’t of a baked potato or something like that, I don’t want them removed but I don’t think I would get them today on my neck, I would go for someplace like my shoulders. My tattoos are all of very important things to me, and star wars was my childhood.