HA! Now my wrapping job looks just as good as anyone else’s.
I am sure that your rolls will be properly appreciated. Our family does not consider a family feast complete without my sister’s dinner rolls.
My daughter came in and mocked my efforts at wrapping one year. This was the result.
DH is in charge of most of the wrapping, and to counter the frustration when I wrap his gifts, I’ve just made a game of it and as part of the gift, he’s allowed to mock my (lack of) wrapping skills.
My mother wraps gifts beautifully. My sister wraps gifts beautifully. My wife wraps gifts beautifully.
My mother says that my gifts are wrapped “with love” which is polite code for “look as though they’ve been wrapped by caffeine-driven lemurs”.
This past Christmas, my wife was talking about how overwhelmed she was feeling with getting things ready for the holidays and asked me to wrap the presents. I was completely stunned by the request. I mean, I understand the division of labor concept and everything, but it was like asking your five year old “I’m really tired from cleaning the house so why don’t you go change the oil in the car?” I did it but it wasn’t pretty.
Do they, now? Tape, you have met your match. MUWAHAHAHAHA.
Trust me, dude, it won’t help.