I just don't believe in no darned Bible.

[cerberus]

I’d like to see a L337-speak Bible.

[Zoe]

You need to meditate upon this, Brother Buckner.

And for your moments of reflection, I recomend this book and CD: Grunt: Pigorian Chant from Snouto Domoinko de Silo, available at Amazon.

Let the animals of the humble farm speak to you. The pigs will welcome you with pig Latin. Hush now. They are sleeping…

“Ore-snay…Ore-snay…”

[Gorsnak]

@cerberus

I’d like to see a L337-speak Bible.

And taking the five loaves and the two fish he looked up to heaven, and blessed and broke them, and gave them to the disciples to set before the crowd. And all ate and were satisfied. And they took up what was left over, twelve baskets of broken pieces. And the disciples said unto one another, “zomg jesus is teh haxx0r!”

[sturmhauke]

@MEBuckner

You mean, as opposed to creationists demanding that we show them examples of transitional fishpigs?

I got to play with an early build of the game Spore today. You could totally make a transitional fishpig if you wanted. This proves that intelligent design is real… or something. Except I think it only applies to cyberspace. Hmm, perhaps there is a flaw here.

@Gorsnak

And the disciples said unto one another, “zomg jesus is teh haxx0r!”

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[gigi]

@jimbeam

So does this pit include the New Testament as well?

If so, if English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.

[Captain_Carrot]

@sturmhauke

I got to play with an early build of the game Spore today.

[Hijack]
What?! How? Where? Me want!
[/Hijack]

[sturmhauke]

I work at EA.

[Captain_Carrot]

Oh. Then I guess it’s not available for the general public. Damn! I really want to play that game…

[LiveOnAPlane]

@Airman Doors

Ancient Geek? What’s that? FORTRAN jokes?

You leave FORTRAN alone, dang you!!

[tomndebb]

@LiveOnAPlane

You leave FORTRAN alone, dang you!!

Every chance I get.

[chowder]

@asterion

Ah, but can you read Aramaic and Greek?

I can read it, I just don’t fucking unnerstand it

[jimbeam]

Understand ancient languages? Hell, we can’t even agree/understand each other when speaking the SAME current language.

[Wolfian]

@Gorsnak

And taking the five loaves and the two fish he looked up to heaven, and blessed and broke them, and gave them to the disciples to set before the crowd. And all ate and were satisfied. And they took up what was left over, twelve baskets of broken pieces. And the disciples said unto one another, “zomg jesus is teh haxx0r!”

He’s Jesus, lol. (music in the link)

[Miller]

@Monty

Well, you can get some of the Oly-hay Ible-bay right here.

You can also buy The New Testament in Scots dialect.

@Scottish Jesus

Syne Jesus gaed on tae the boat, an his disciples cam abuird efter him. On a suddentie a fell storm rase the loch, an the jaws cam jow-jowin owre the boat. But Jesus ey sleepit.

Sae they cam an waukent him an said til him, ‘Sauf us, Maister, we‘r likin tae be drouned!’ But Jesus said til them, ‘What makes ye sic couarts? What hes come owre your faith?’ Syne he stuid up an bostit the winds an the watter; an aa fell lown an still.

[Monty]

Miller,

Would you be interested in a Hawaiian Pidgin (the Hawaiian creole) version?