But what about those poor souls who have no duct tape? Or those who have never seen duct tape? Or who come from cultures in which there is no duct tape, who have no source for duct tape, who probably have no idea that the Great Adhesive even exists?
We ought to get a mission together to distribute duct tape to the needy, the oppressed, the tapeless. We must stick it to the masses!
'Tis I. I recently had a username change. I’m Palve now.
There are those who believe that the quality of your dreams is the quality of your eternity.
O.K., so I lied, I made that up. Today, though, the meaning of my life is a Hugo Boss houndstooth jacket at a ridiculously low, low, price. Woohoo! It takes so little.
I’ve known the meaning of life for quite some time now. It’s rather simply actually. The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life. There. Now that we’ve found it, we can die happy.
Bah! You infidel! Everyone knows the Great Adhesive is Super Glue [sup]TM [/sup] and the number one prophet is that Hard Hat Guy stuck to the Steel Beam 30 floors off the Ground.
If my fingers weren’t all stuck together, I would join a club and beat you until you saw the light [sub]and purty little stars, too! [/sub]
Life has a meaning?
Why didn’t someone tell me sooner?
All this time I’ve been thinking that life is just a really long, drawn out dream and I would wake up soon and everything would be perfect. Lately, though, it’s been a horrible nightmare and my only consolation has been to hope that I would wake up soon.
Then someone told me to get over it. He told me that life wasn’t a dream, that I was already awake, and that life would never be perfect. Of course,I didn’t believe him. But now I find out that life has a meaning. If that’s true, then all those other dreadful things might be true, too. OH HORRORS!!!
If life does have a meaning(and I’m not by any means sure that it does), I’m persuaded it must be superglue. My fingernails wouldn’t look nearly as natural if they were held on by duct tape. Of course, there is a downside to superglue. It’s stays stuck to teeth for a really long time and brushing doesn’t help. It just cleans the superglue.
The Meaning of Life is to learn to spell existence.
and think about sex,
TN*hippie
The Meaning of Life is to learn to spell existence.
and think about sex,
TN*hippie
That is one of the best post/sig combos I’ve seen in a while. 
I pitty them.
As the Romans said “fuctifino”
The meaning of life is learning to understand those little voices in your head so they don’t drive you crazier 
Oh…and that too.
Crunchy Frog and Tabeitha…
Thanks.
Your compliments make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
and think about sex,
TN*hippie
Allow me to clear this whole thing up for you all.
The ultimate answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything= 42
The question to the ultimate answer about life, the universe and everything= 7*6
God’s final words to his creation= “We apologize for the inconvenience.”
I hope that will clear everything up for all you mortals out there living on the whimpy third dimension. Happy sleeping and dont forget your towels!
How arrogant are you to think you’ve one-upped the whole species in logical thinking?
Perhaps there is a meaning to life. Don’t think of yourself as Socrates just because you came up with that.
No major offense intended, by the way.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.'s answer to the meaning of life: “To be the eyes, ears, and conscious of the Creator of the universe.”[sup]I think that’s right…[/sup]
My answer: Sex. And mind-altering substances. [sup]And masturbation if the first one isn’t available… [/sup]
Thought you’d like to know…
so the meanin of life is… what?
Not just anything, but the conclusion…
To cats, the meaning of life is to get outta my way
To crunchy frogs, the meaning of life is to sit in the middle of the road and hopefully deflate car tires and survive at the same time (undoubtfully)
To dragons, the meaning of life is to reek havoc and cause destrution wherever they go (i wish i were a dragon…)
To humans, the meaning of life is… cereal, board games, and JELLY DONUTS.
ah-ah-ah-HEM… you made a typo there… to you, the meaning of life is to get outta THIS cat’s way… harrumph…
sound of claws being unsheathed menacingly
See, I told ya. That’s a perfect example of life as a joke, played by the general on the specific.
I believe that the question is “What you get when you multiply six by nine”
Answer: Forty-two
Actually is true in base 13.
I agree with Gunslinger 42!
It can’t be true in base 13. 6 * 9 is an odd number, but 4 * 13 + 2 is an even number.