Indeed I did. And, it was a bargain. See the detailed artwork. And, I might add, this is pre-shrunk cotton. You know. The kind that fits forever.
In the past, I have purchased shirts, and been pleased with their fit until the first washing. Then, almost without fail, they shrink. The fabric tension around my prodigious belly is so great that you can actually bounce a quarter off of the trampoline of cotton covering my navel.
Not with this shirt. No way! It’s pre-shrunk!
I’ll be able to wear it every day! No matter how much I wash it, it’ll always be the same size! Yes!
Order now! You, too, can be one of the elite; one of the few people on the face o’ the earth to wear this fine piece of clothing, nay, ARTWORK.
Mr. Cynical.
P.S. Cecil, please place the folded shirt on top of your head for a moment, and allow some wisdom to soak in via osmosis. Thank you for your support.
I bought one of them a few months back. I gotta say they’re damned fine T-shirts and at ten bucks a really good deal. Nice heavyweight cotton and well printed.
Can you dig it? No more people missing each other at dopefests. Just look for the stylish individuals with the shirt that identifies them as the ones that will be left standing when the hammer falls against the ignorant.
Plus, and I speak from a purely male perspective here, what a babe-magnet! I fully expect to attract more attention than a shirtless Tom Cruise riding Antonio Banderas piggyback down Main St. during Ladies’ Night.
