I just thought of a simpler way to exchange long protein strings!

Yes, after ten years it finally hit me. Somewhat embarrasing, but in my defense, I was an extremely innocent 13-year-old when that episode aired. I always thought the gag was simply that they were aliens, and it was funny that they had such odd biological requirements - not that there really was an alternative to holding hands to exchange proteins that would have been much more damaging to their images.

Heh. It’s funny.

Foolish Earthling. That’s just the Alien-speak for Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Don’t worry about it. I have been watching The Simpsons for so long that for the first few years (I was 8 or so, but still) I had no idea that Smithers was gay. I just thought he really liked his boss.