O.K. no abuse please. I got this from a friend of mine in the mail and some of you have probably seen it 17 times but IMHO it was very funny. I thought I would start a thread for people to put in email stuff like this that they have seen only ONCE that they thought was really funny.
If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Don’t assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
Did you ever notice When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells
“Theirs.”
That’s it.
Peter