I just want to Bitch!

This is for all the fucking morons that can’t even boot up their computer, let alone read…

GO TO HELL…

Seeing as they won’t be able to read this anyway, doesn’t it seem rather futile to tell them anything?

They couldn’t even freaking get to this site…

Good idea.

Although this has been done, it’s good to see yet another person who thinks that owning a computer should require the potential owner to pass a test and get a license.

And 2nd law, most of these people have their moms read things to them. Don’t laugh, I’ve taken calls where I would ask the guy what it says on his screen and he would say
“Hold on. <in background: MAAAAAAAWWW! Come here. what do this say? (mom readind error message)> It says non-system boot disk, replace and strike any key…”
So it’s not as futile as you think.

Oh yeah, and everyone,
Please give a warm Pit welcome to my friend Wesinator.

Mwuah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!
<Walks away, diabolically drywashing hands, thinking that Wesinator doesn’t know what that means.>

Thank you all… Sometimes I just want to scream and crush the jerks head that I am talking to… Its good to get things off your chess…

:: clank, shamble ::

Ah, fresh meat! Welcome, meat. Long time, gods no throw manna. Now we feast! Thank you, meat. We have been weak, not evil enough! But have sunk to new lows lately and gods smile again. Newbie chops, anyone?

Ummmmmmmmm, newbie chops, my fave. I’ll take mine very well burnt thanks.

Tasty.

Yes, or you could get crushed pawns.

[ralph wiggum]I bent my Rookie![/ralph wiggum]

That reminds me, my computer only works when I have the lights in my room swithced on. Any ideas why this would happen?
Running for cover