I would have thought that Punha slept nekkid.
Now that image is ruined for me.
I’ve always pictured him as the footed jammies type – but that might just be me.
Well, Desperate Housewives isn’t on tonight, so I’ll head out after American Dreams. And I have tomorrow off, so as long as I’m back before six (dinner with a friend) I’m good.
Where exactly are we meeting? The Eiffel Tower seems a bit far – how about the St. Louis Arch?
I love this board.
It’s my kind of place.
Just logging on the home page
Puts a big smile on my face.
I can afford five bucks at the door.
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this board.
May I add that I love this board too. Yes, love - though it’s probably just serotonin haziness induced by returning to the SDMB after a couple weeks’ hiatus :). On top of what everyone else said, it’s also a haven of exquisitely correct spelling, grammar and punctuation. It’s a small thing, maybe, but a rare one.
U R 5o Aw350m3, Dude!!111!!!
Inter Office Memo to All Doper Agents:
Meet at the nearest Starbucks located in your city. Ask for a Double Latte Au Lait Expressochino with half and half, fat free whip cream and sprinkles. You will be given your instructions at the bottom of the cup.
Addendum: she means on the inside of the cup, AFTER you drink the damn thing.
Don’t ask why I know this, just pass me a couple paper towels and an ice pack.
LifeonWry is one of our more veteran agents. She has just been granted special Agent status where she talks to the phone in her bra.
Congrats on your promotion, Agent LifeonWry
In that spirit, allow me to post my husband’s idea of the Jackrabbit Vibrator Tampon. This could change life as we know it, girls.
Oh, the OP - yeah, wonderful, civil people here, blah blah blah.
Jack Rabbit Vibrator Tampon No. no. no.
Tsunami Vibrator Tampon. Wave after Wave after wave…of pure pleasure.
Typical Man. 
I concur too… whatever THAT means
Oooh! Another one to add to the New User Name thread!
Just for the record, I poured that drink and I will testify in court that it wasn’t hot enough to fuse Wry’s labia. Not to worry, folks, she’ll be fine.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Dopers
Amalgamated for
Multi-
National
Domination
We are the DAMND!
Tried to get an “E” in there, but I couldn’t come up with anything…
Dopers
Of
Ostentation
Motives
?
Just stopping in to say I love you guys. I might lose my job for laughing so much and wasting so much time, but it’ll be worth it! 
Dopers
Amalgamated for
Multi-
National
Extreme
Domination
'Cause if it’s not Extreme, we can’t be bothered.
Okay, went to Starbucks, ordered the blah blah blah, and the message at the bottom of the cup was – “Hi Opal.”
So am I on the bus or off the bus?
You’re on a bus? Oh dear.
[sub]Code forty-two! Code forty-two![/sub]
Are you on the wagon or off the wagon? On your meds or off your meds? It’s all so metaphorical right now. I burn your dog.
Now why didn’t I think of that?
:smack:
This just goes to show you the whole huge brains/learn humility thing is an important portion ofthese boards. I’m so happy I joined. I learned about The Dope after doing a search for “flies in urinals,” and I never left…