Woke up this morning…washed my face…and, fogetting that it is morning and not evening, I washed out my contact case…then, when I went to put my contacts on…I realized that they wern’t there, they were swirling around our sewers.
Dammit! My glasses are big, think and ugly with five years worth of scratches and dirt. It will take at least two weeks for them to grind me up some new lenses (I’ve got crazy mad bad eyes). I have to walk around with no periphial vision, looking like the geek monster from hell, hating life for two weeks or more. Of course this happens the day after I buy a bunch of new clothes because I didn’t feel sexy in my old ones…oh well, who needs self esteem??? Or money!!!