Dammit, BT, I almost just spat all over my keyboard.
From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
I have fought my country’s battles
I have faced every enemy
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But please
Please
Please please please please please
Don’t make me shower with a fairy
Not a fairy–fairies scare me
Cause a fairy might look at my weewee
My weewee–it’s so teeny
Bowel movement, you mean.
It’s always amusing to see Republicans who think getting rid of the Teabaggers will magically turn the GOP into the party of fiscal responsibility. Sure, that will happen.
But if four, FOUR, people come into your office and said they will never shower with a homosexual, then folks you have a bowel movement.
I agree. But Kirkland is a Vietnam vet. Smith, on the other hand, was in Iraq. So Kirkland probably meant “We beat him up”, Smith could have meant anything from “we stabbed him” to “he had to shower at a different time.”
I don’t see them as wanting to actually run anything. They just want to keep pressuring the government into perpetual tax cuts. That and keeping the White House white.
[Putting On The Hip-boots]Yup-I’m sure he meant nothing menacing by his statement.[/Putting On The Hip-boots]
But Smith heard what Kirkland said and suggested they used similar methods. I don’t think changing hte shower schedule is a method that “can’t be described”
It is pathetic, but, consider: Is there any other way the GOP could become the party of fiscal responsibility? Og knows the party’s business-interests wing ain’t gonna do it; nor the neocons; only the Teabaggers and Libertarians even have a serious interest in that goal.
I think this guy might be someone they would embrace.
I knew him in college and he didn’t come across as being as nutty as his dad. In fact, I remember thinking then how much more charisma he had than his father at the time.
When I read that it was a method that “can’t be described,” I immediately thought “blow jobs.”
I don’t think blow jobs would be a very good way to keep homosexuals from staying in the military. In fact, I suspect it would attract more of them to join. In fact, it might attract all of them to join.
Whereupon they’re used for cannon fodder. My god! We’ve uncovered a diabolical scheme!