The English couldn’t have used ketchup in the 1300s. Europeans hadn’t discovered either the Americas or Indonesia.
They used tripe.
I thought this was going to be about one of those battery operated buzzing gizmos (manufactured by Spartan, or something like that) I recently saw advertised on tv.
Foodgasm totally trumps a guy with a battery operated buzzing gizmo.
Yeah, but it’s kind of cheating, since you have to read the frequency off the back of the oven, and that was probably calculated using the speed of light to begin with.
You say that like it’s a good thing.
Yuck.
Jealous!!!
Just… Wow.
I’m gonna place my order this evening.
And they burned it.
Sadly, it does not appear that there are any more copies for sale in the goddamn world, save perhaps the set that an Amazon seller is listing for $10,000. It would make the perfect 30th birthday present for my wife.