Rumor has it that My Precious Wonderful Thing that I’ve had on order for almost 2 months but was on backorder was finally shipping this week. I keep reading stories of other people who also ordered My Precious Wonderful Thing getting shipping notices this week.
So I did the logical thing. I opened up the Amazon website, found my order, and hit “update status” 5000 times an hour every hour all day today.
I’m happy to report this strategy has worked. I just got my shipping notice! Happy day! Callooh callay!
By all means, feel free to try this tactic yourself. It obviously got my needs through to the Powers that Be at Amazon.
<singsong>I think I know what it is, I think I know what it is!<\singsong>
Neener, MsWhatsit. (But apropos, given your name).
Psst…I think it’s the huge molecular gastronomy/cooking compendium book that Athena ordered from Amazon as soon as it was announced.
If it ships via UPS, be sure to update the tracking page every 15 seconds that way the UPS trolls will know that you are in a bigger hurry then everyone else and will specially rush the package to your door.
ETA, if it ships via USPS, then don’t bother, their tracking page is stoopit.