I know he can GET the job...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

(One side of a phone conversation)

"…but can he DO the job?
>Pause<
I’m not ARGUING that with you!
>Pause<
I’m not arguing that with YOU!
>Pause<
I’m NOT arguing that with you.
>Pause<
That’s wrong. Who said that? I didn’t say that.
>Pause<
If I said that, I would be wrong.
>Pause<
Harry, I know he can get the job. But can he do the job?
>Pause<
I’m not arguing that with you, Harry!
>Pause<
Who said that?
…etc.

:sigh:
Alas, not too far from the reality I hear in this place all day long. Boss, call it what you want but this place is a call center. Why, why, WHY can we not get some remedial training for some of the folks who work here?

2

Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?

It’s the central preoccupation of my life.

Sailboat

3

I’ll take four.
May you live to be a thousand years old.

4

So… Did I get the job?

5

I love you too!.. But your timing stinks.

6

You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn’t ask for a second opinion?

7

A…

brain cloud?

8

My work buddies keep laughing about the half of a conversation they heard from me when I was calling to order our lunch.

“For Ian.”

“Ian”

“I-A-N”

“Yeah, but there’s an ‘A’ in the middle.”

I guess it was noisy in there.