I know, it might be mean, but it's so funny!

The internet at its best.
http://www.temporal.org/girlfriend/


JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!

That is totally old. I suspect he grew up to be Mahir. :wink:


One week only! Special holiday sig line:
“HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa

D’oh!!

Thats how I should have done my ad!

Speaking of Mahir, I wonder if you’ve all seen this yet: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/tech/DailyNews/mahir991217.html

my dad just commented on how the poor kid looks like he’s going to step into high school and kill somebody… but i’ll stick with saying how damn cute he is. :slight_smile:


“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein

Aura, thanks for the Mahir update - it’s a riot!

As a service to those who haven’t seen it yet:
I Kiss you!

The link didn’t work for me, asey.

Oh, yeah!

In keeping with the season, I proudly direct you to The MahirClause Web Page.

Sure it’s pointless and silly, but aren’t most of the Mahir sites?

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http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Rudy.gif

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/SantyGrin.gif

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Rudy.gif

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I once lost my corkscrew and had to live on food and water for several days
-W.C. Fields
http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm

Please for the love of god…Find the dancing Mahir page. Trust me when you see the Mahir lying on the beach…um…dancing. I guarantee that it will make you bust a gut


Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

I just love the kid’s haircut.
For more like it:
www.mulletsgalore.com
(ignore the “All Hail Satan” in the title bar, that’s just a gag)

I think he’s going to grow up to be a stalker. His voice (what little I heard before it crashed my browser) is rather spooky sounding, IMO.

Girlfriends at 11? What is that, 5th or 6th grade?

Somebody buy this kid a Playstation 2000 so he’ll have a normal childhood.


I looked in the mirror today/My eyes just didn’t seem so bright
I’ve lost a few more hairs/I think I’m going bald - Rush

<big><big><big>AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!</big></big></big>
<p align=center><img src=http://www.mulletsgalore.com/pagepix/pompador.JPG>



Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

Thanks, Opal!

Now I’m wide awake.


Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

(thanks keystream, you have scarred me for life with that link)



Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

You, keystream, are hilarious.

Good show. I laughed my ass off, especially at the guy who wouldn’t let him use the scanner (sitting in a ditch, staring at the wall, mmmhhm).


“And he, he himself, the Grinch,
carved the roast beast.”

Keystream, that is the best link I’ve gotten in ages. Everyone in the office is wondering what the hell I’m laughing at. Now I just gotta find me a Camaro to fix up.

Very funny all around. I’ll ignore for the moment the fact that I used to have a mullet of my very own…

I love Mahir! I just bought a t-shirt from his web site - the man is amazing.

I KISS YOU!!!

I can’t believe Mahir was in SF just before the Bay Area Meeting! We missed him by a DAY!


One week only! Special holiday sig line:
“HO! HO! HO! Now it’s time for me to get jolly on your naughty asses!” – Futurama Santa

Also see The M-Files!!!

I kiss you!!!