I know Roy Whiting (child murderer) is evil but

I still do! I looked it up, and it was really vague.

Really?? What did it say?

Oddly, Brian Peppers came up recently on LJ. There is some kind of hydrocephalicus-like syndrome that produces a deformity of this kind.

I have a great idea…print out the photo and type up a fake resume and next time your boss or your company needs to hire someone, simply slip the photo and resume in the stack.

Or…if there are any closeted Lesbians out there, send this picture to mom and dad and let them know this is your fiance. Then, when you suddenly cancel the engagement and announce you are Lesbian, those will be tears of joy in mom and dads eyes.

That, my friends, is one evil-looking honky. Peckerwood from hell. The redneck all the other backwoods methfreaks look at with revulsion and fear.

Pepper has the whole medical textbook/elephant man look going, but that Nazified SOB is fucking scary. Shit, he might have become an Aryan Asswipe just for an excuse to wear a white mask even when it isn’t Halloween.

I have a better idea. How about you do it and tell us how it went?

I am actually thinking of doing it. I am going on vacation sometime soon, and thought I would casully mention I know someone who would be great to fill in form me while I am gone. I just want to see their faces when they get a load of that picture. I will need some time to come up with the appropriate resume. Any suggestions will be helpful!

I’ll admit it, I’m squeamish. Would someone care to describe the problem with Brian Pepper’s appearance?
In payment, here’s a link that describes the offence of Gross Sexual Imposition in the Criminal Code. (Which Crim Code, you ask? I have no idea. Don’t know enough about US law to say).

Very pasty, unshaven oversized mishapen head, with eyes that buldge.

By comparrison, his school yearbook photo looks fairly normal. But the image in question makes Roy Whiting look like father christmas.

It may be that they think the fatter versions are hotter. I know that is not everyone’s cup of tea, but many people do think that rounder women are sexier than thin women. None of those photoes made the women look nasty. If the photoshoppers were being malicious, they would have likely embellished to photos in other negative ways, e.g. adding body hair or facial hair. The details in the skin folds suggest not only skill in photoshop, but also a keen eye for how fat women really look, not how people think they look.

Interesting rule:

But apparently forcing two people to have sex with each other is OK.

“I swear I coerced both of them, officer!”

Anyway, that’s the same link I found, but as you can see, it’s really vague. It seems to include pretty much any sexual offense out there. It covers the offender molesting someone, the offender forcing someone to touch him or her, and the offender forcing two people to get it on, so long as he or she only compels one (;)).

It actually looks like a birth defect or malformation to me–which made me have a moment of pity in between the “aaaaaaaaaagh” and “aiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee”.

Now I feel guilty. :frowning:

Does anyone else think he’s wearing eyeliner? His yearbook picture doesn’t have the outlined eyes.

Did you ever see the movie Mask? Kinda like that. If not, big bulging forehead and chin, and eyes that look like they’re about to pop out of his skull-they also look out of focus. Plus he looks really grimy, unshaven and his hair’s a mess.

Reading the criminal code, it looks like rape?

Hmmm… not all that useful to draw a parallel between a creepy newspaper photo and murderous paedophilic behaviour - even if in this case they do happen to coincide in the same individual - for one thing, the newspapers are highly adept at picking the image frame (often from a video source, so they can really milk it) that portrays the subject in a very poor light - if you want them to look stupid, use a frame where they’re mid-blink - that sort of thing - I suspect we’d probably suffer similarly if they had a reason to portray us that way.
But also (not that there are children necessarily reading this thread) - why perpetuate the not-particularly-useful stereotype that strange-looking people are dangerous? - instil this in your kids and all a potential abductor has to do to win their trust is look nice, trustworthy and respectable.

How are you gonna feel when you return from vacation and find that dude sitting at your desk :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, like Ted Bundy.

One of the problems of being a bald, conservative white guy is that guys like him think that you’re on their side and see things their way. So on the bus, street corner, restaurant, or other public place, they begin complaining loudly about [any particular group of THEM] to you so that everybody thinks you’re with him.

Weird thing is both Gwyneth Paltrow and Julia Roberts were in fat suits in movies…no need to photoshop them.