Was this a Swedish moose?
I hear Sweden is very beautiful this time of year.
Yeah… right! I stand by my statement.
The photo with the Giant Tit Mouse is clearly genuine, as the species *hugeous mousus mammarius *are known to occupy the same habitat as moose, and in are in fact, their only natural predator. Your photo does appear to show an unfortunate moose about to become a minced-moose-meat-mouse-meal.
But there is no way I’m buying your bullshit about “Timmy Jabbar”. Everyone knows Timmy hates Kareem and everything related to the Lakers. Your lame-ass photo is obviously fake because Timmy would never be caught dead wearing a Lakers uniform. As he writes in his popular children’s autobiography (which some critics are convinced was actually ghost-written by Dr. Seuss):
*I do not like Kareem Jabbar
Don’t like him near, don’t like him far
That goofy freak is just too tall
And too damn good at playing ball
I hate the Lakers, whether win or lose
I find Jerry Buss to be an oozing cooze
I’m so sick of the purple and gold
Wouldn’t wear their uni, even naked and cold
Would not wear it to the prom
Would not wear it to please my mom
Not even for warm-ups, while getting loose
Not even while dunking on a moose
*
You, Sir, have been pwned!!
Overall, the two pictures are exposed differently. The first picture as a whole is a little washed out looking. The moose and the background differ consistently from the first picture to the second.
Moose Pron Possibly NSFW, but it’s funny.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.
Your hyper-acute power of deductive reasoning has indeed thwarted my attempt to introduce a modicum of deception into this otherwise sober and scholarly thread. Alas, I could not entice little Timmy Jabbar to wear a Lakers uniform for the photo shoot, so shamefully, I used a professional celebrity look-alike.
To make amends, I offer, royalty free for general public consumption, one of my most prized photographs—one which unambiguously highlights the true size of a particularly large specimen of moose. I snapped this shot just as Giant Chuck Norris, on a dingy dispatched by Cunard Cruise Line, attempted to dislodge a moose from the bow of the QE-2, after she unsuccessfully attempted to cruise beneath the hapless mammal and became entangled with it’s particularly low hanging genitalia.
No trickery or enhancement was used on this photo—trust me:
Love it. All that’s missing is a cute kitty cat and a sniper rifle.
Of course, he wasn’t a patch on this elusive fellow I happened upon during one of my scheduled walks:
