He was the photo editor for the Sun, which is a division of AMI. AMI also runs Weekly World News and I’m sure they swap personnel periodically, right?
And one of the normal ways to get anthrax is to be exposed to an animal who has it.
So he probably went on a photo shoot…
Bat Boy is an anthrax carrier!!!
No no no. If you’ve seen the cover of this weeks WWN, then you already know that Bat Boy got all patriotic and is helping to fight the terrorists. There’s even a picture inside of him chomping down on OBL’s neck and OBL has these great cartoon googly eyes after being surprised by Bat Boy.
People just don’t care about the important news stories anymore…