I have a small rolling stepstool I use to reach high places. Probably most houses have one. Used it for decades. This model has a small sidestep between the top and floor. I was standing on the top and trying to go back down. My foot reached out for the in-between step … and missed.
One blur later I was lying on my back wedged between a chair and the wall, in extreme pain. If there ever was an “oh, shit” moment, this was it. Doctor, pain pills - opioids don’t react well with me so no relief, MRI.
Told them I couldn’t wait for an appointment in the most convenient MRI facility, so they offered one in the place on the opposite side of the county. I jumped on it even though it hurt even to sit in a car. Got there to a blank stare. No appointment. Why? It was canceled. Who canceled it? They didn’t know. Why was it canceled? They didn’t know. Why wasn’t I notified that it was canceled? They didn’t know. Rescheduled for Saturday. Told it would take three to seven days to get results. Seven days later, at 7:39 on a Friday, they came back. 20% compression fracture of the L1 vertebra. Call a doctor? No. This is Friday before the three-day weekend.
By a miraculous coincidence I already had an appointment with my PCP for Tuesday. He’s going to put in an urgent request with a specialist to see if I qualify for a kyphoplasty. OK, there’s the word.
Of all the possible treatments I saw while searching Google, kyphoplasty looked to be my best option. Minimally invasive, go straight home, pain relief within days by inserting a small balloon to relieve the compression. My concern is my previous history of spine surgery that I’ve talked about. I have a cage on the L5-L4 vertebrae, another cage on the L4-L3 vertebrae, and stenosis on the L3-L2 vertebrae that for various reasons surgery is not recommended for. I’m running out of spine.
Has anybody here had a kyphoplasty? I’d like to have some real-world experiences to know what to expect when I see the specialist. If you’ve had some other procedure to deal with a fractured vertebra please tell me about that as well. With the complicated mess inside my spine - I spent a year undergoing progressively more serious procedures to deal with my current pain and the inside of my spine was too crushed even to get wires in the right place - a more invasive alternative might be necessary.
Any hopeful words out there?