From this cracked.com article:
My consolation is that I’ve never been a big salmon fan. For example, I’ve never, in my recollection, ordered it as an entre in a restaurant. I don’t hate it, but for me it’s a lot like chicken (which I almost never order as an entre, unless it’s a fried chicken joint).
Anyone else find this absolutely effed-up fake and abominable?
Also, are there any other fake food thingies that horrify you?
I have one more. We stopped at McDonald’s for breakfast the other day because there were few other options. I was horrified that they offered “whipped margarine” for the hotcakes–I thought trans fat was out these days. In any case, there are better non-butter spreads out there that presumably won’t break poor McDonald’s bank. Also, the syrup for the hotcakes was the fakest shyte I’ve ever tasted. Not even a good imitation of “maple.” I’m not a stickler for 100% pure maple syrup (I rarely order pancakes, etc., anyway), but this was sub-sub-Mrs. Butterworth’s level. Like not even trying.
I welcome your thoughts and stories!