They are cute
My panda’s breath smells like. . . nah, too easy.
You know what a panda eats for lunch, don’t you? They eat bamboo!
Pretty pretty panda!
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Chick from Enterprise Chick from Enterprise
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etc…
Um…why the TM sign?
Because I Can©
Great. Now I’m horny.
Pandas and Koalas are the cutest animals… But I hear not that friendly.
That’s right. You can’t stand under a gum tree around here without being leapt on by a rampaging crazed koala. You should see the claws on 'em.
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I’m a panda,” he says. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Panda Cam. Mei Sheng is getting so big these days! He’s most active in the early AM, around 5-6 AM Pacific.
Mei Xiang and Tian Tian in Washington should be producing cubs any year now.
Enterprise Panda is the only one I recognize anymore.