Hey, just be patient
Once he learns how to jerk off
He’ll have less free time.
How do you expect
him to learn how to jerk off
with no links? You tease.
This is the best you can do? Come on, where’s your shake on the deal, I’m an armchair quaterback right?

Demand attention!
Excrement will be spewed out,
By hook or by crook!
-Joe
If you had trouble reading the terms of our deal, since I’m such a chickenhawk, here are the terms again, just for you 
Do we have a deal?
Childe Ryan was Liam one day
On the couch with no vidgame to play
“What to do?” quoth the lad
“Ah – that’s it, be a cad
On a message board! I’ll make them pay!”
A sane man won’t trust
When goal posts move
You first, big talker
-Joe
come on, it’s a sound deal.
I think the last line ruined it.
Oh come on! Give the child some credit!
What’s amazing to me is how he can read anything what with all that jism covering his screen.
Jizzum is the correct spelling. How old are you, 50? And you spout shit like this, what an excellent example to your children, if they were unfortunate to originate from your genitalia. 
Redfury, you’re the perfect example of arguing a point you know jack shit about.
I’d like it less, to be honest, but McCain would get my vote in a heartbeat.
Here ya go kid, stop pretending you know it all – especially when you mostly parrot deluded rightwing talking points.
And yes, I’ll be fifty in a couple of months – and I hope to have plenty of jism left. 'cept I don’t use mine on BBs.
Learn something new everyday dontcha?
Welcome.
PS-My kid’s great, thanks for asking. I invite to check and see the acceptance rate of the Dreyfoos School of the Arts in West Palm, where he’s entering his Jr. year in the honor roll.
You might want to learn what a “magnet school” is first. The again, nevermind, you obviously know everything.
What parrot deluded rightwing thinking is to assume that the democratically elected government in Baghdad will succeed eventually in taking over the helm that the MNF has set out for them?
Well let’s hope that vitrol will be put to good use in dirty talk to your wife rather than a man barely in his 20’s on the internet 
Ah I see you keep up your political contributions through bribery. 
Yes I do, thanks for pointing that out 