I literally hate this...

People who make metaphors or speak figuratively… and then put the word “literally” before it!

On the radio this morning, a DJ said, “David Bowie is literally a musical chameleon”. No, if he were * literally * a musical chameleon, he’d be a guitar-playing lizard.

Not too long ago, I heard another DJ say, talking about some actress, “After she made that movie, she literally exploded”. Now, if she * literally * exploded, I’m sure it would do wonders for her films, but she wouldn’t be making any new ones.

Don’t these people hear what they’re saying?

Sorry. Pet peeve.

::mutter, grumble, mutter grumble::

Damn writers. No room for artistic expression, eh? Bet you edit your own guestbook, too.

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Drives me batshit as well, sweetie.

“Drives me literally batshit”, Nymysys meant…

Yeah. That’s annoying. Although I don’t hear it too much up here in norcal. My pet peeve is “hella”. IT took me three months to ween my last girlfriend off that one. It’s OK when uused sparingly, but if one more dj is “hella tight” or one more party is “hella off the hook” I think I’m going to “hella puke”

So, scratchie, how bout if I replace hella with wicked? Is that better? I think wicked is hella cool…

And how do you “ween” someone off a word? I keep seeing this mental image of you throwing Pure Guava at her or something. :wink:

I think there’s a patch available for that.

One more thread hijacked by the Fearsome Foursome. We RULE!

Wow - this thread has me literally glued to my seat.

No, really, I’m stuck.

Send help.

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Another hijack, but not by one of you guys, so is it ok?

OldScratch, Rasa’s effulgent? Do I sense a Buffy fan or just someone with a really wacky vocabulary timing?

LaurAnge: I think he’s just a freak with a vocabulary to match. Actually, it comes from a Sufi poem… how sweet is that?

Well, the ignorant people who use this form of speech don’t realize how stupid they sound.

Irregardless, it’s hella annoying.

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Rasa:

It’s just cause I’d never heard the word effulgent 'till last week on Buffy where it featured (and I like to consider my vocabulary quite wide). Odd coincidence, eh?

And I have no clue who Sufi is. Stomp out ignorance and enlighten me?

Ignorance and carelessness together, a fearsome thing to behold or have to listen to!!

As the Lord mentioned [HA! THAT sounds odd, doesn’t it??], 'irregardless, is irritating but, my bad, using ‘like’ before EVERY word the person says. Using ‘go’ instead of said, replied, or responded, as in ; ‘Well, then Jimmy asks do I like wanna go to the store, and I go, ‘sure’ like I’m cool with that!’ Arghhhhh!! Shoot before it reproduces itself!!

LaurAnge: I think he’s just a freak with a vocabulary to match. Actually, it comes from a Sufi poem… how sweet is that?

ummm… are you ok rasa? Seems you had a bit of a mental hicup there.
Sufi is not a person. It’s a religion. The sufi poet I’m quoting is Hafiz, from around the 13th century. One of the most famous of the sufi poets. He had a very distinctive style.

What if the party was hell ‘on’ the hook?

Well Johnny boy. Nothing wrong with that. If however, the party is hella on the hook, then, then, I will literally beat you.

sigh yes dear… I know this. I just didn’t want to share Hafiz. Silly me.

Beating as in “I’m gonna beat you hella good!” or beating as in “hella” Folsom Street fair :wink:

either way I’m scared of you :o

OK, that last smiley should have been the one that looked like it was getting a poker up the jaxie… thae scared one…

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