I love cat puke (maybe TMI?)

After a long day at the office yesterday, I just wanted to go home and relax. My cats wait for me by the door and yell for food. I crack open a can of 9Lives and split it 50/50 in bowls for them.

Cat #1 is a hog and finishes his half first.

one minute passes

Like a nuclear reactor meltdown, cat #1 pukes all of his half back into his bowl, licks his chops and saunters away. Mission accomplished, everything is fine.

one more minute passes

Cat #2 finishes his half, repositions himself in front of Cat #1’s bowl, and eats all of Cat #1’s regurgitation as well. Chops are licked.

one more minute passes

Cat #2 volcanoes half of his stomach back into the same bowl.
Cat #1, probably wondering now why he is still hungry, goes and eats Cat #2’s fresh spew (which contained Cat #1’s original blowout).

It is somewhat surreal, as there is no left over cat puke, and the cats act as if nothing happened. In one way or another, dinner had been served.

I’m gonna be sick… please don’t eat it.

Are you telling me or my cats? I swear that’s the first time that’s ever happened. I don’t know what got into them. It was kind of cute, but after a short moment of reflection, it’s more disgusting than anything. I’m just happy that they’re content.

How in a great hairy Zeus do you get cats to puke in a bowl? Man, you’re on the verge of a scientific discovery that makes antibiotics look like aspirin!

Somewhere, Morris is turning in his grave.

Sounds like your cats are onto the feline equivalent of the vommelette.

I can just hear cat #1 coming back and saying, “I knew if I waited long enough I could get a hot meal!”

Does this happen at every meal? If so it sounds like there is a nasty digestive problem going on. For me when that happens its usually the dog who steps up but she leaves nothing for the cats.

At least it’s economical for you! :slight_smile:

2 cats 1 bowl

Huh.

It appears you are writing something like Frank Baum.

Not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

Haha, that thing is awesome. I’ve never heard of Frank Baum before. Maybe we met in a past life! Maybe I was Frank Baum in a past life.

If you’d gotten that all on video, you could watch it backwards for even more surreality. “Duuude, which cat’s eating, and which cat’s throwing up?”

Exactly!

Here’s some cat puke compliments of YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

I watched it a few times. Looks like vanilla malt.

Well, your cat must be related to mine-because I’ve seen one of my cats do that before.

(I suppose it’s no worse that dogs eating from the litter box.)

Og help me, but I laughed my ass off at this.

Whenever her cat puked, my friend would always clean it up. One day, she decided to let it dry so it would clean up easier. And she found that her cat would clean it instead.

Our big dumb cat Louie howls to be fed. Then he bolts down all the food in the bowl at once, takes a few steps, barfs. Then he stands in front of his bowl howling to be fed again. Bowl is empty, dangit!

Louie isn’t the sharpest tool in the box.

ha! I just stopped in here for a few minutes after using my shark steamer to get up the cat puke on the tile. Unfortunately for me, my cats refuse to eat their puke. It is a little easier to clean up if it dries–at least for me–it grosses me out to pick it up with a paper towel and feel the warmth. Ewww! Gotta love them!!

In all its grossness…I can’t stop laughing. Envy cats puking in a bowl, rather than on the floor in random hard to reach places.