perhaps you could go with the “affected my cat in an unfortunate way” excuse… like it caused spraying or the cat had severe bowel troubles after an encounter with the statue.
gotta go with the living kitty over the statue kitty.
Words fail me. And if I have nightmares, I will hunt you down and, um, buy you another one… That’s a promise.
I love cats.
Those…aren’t cats. Those are nightmares in physical form!
Wow, I’m really glad I didn’t buy you that. Yes, those are unfortunate,and just when you finally got people* to stop buying you that other collection-you-didn’t-really-collect stuff **, too.
I have no suggestions. I’ve got my in-laws trained to give cash or ignore my birthday altogether. Either way works.
- well, me
** You know what I mean.
Yeah, they’re cute at a distance but…
(On the other hand, I think their creepiness MIGHT be a good point for some)
<blush>
Gage? Is that you, Gage?
Yes, but will they STAY broken??
I love cats, but my God. Those are creepy as anything.
Yup, all you can do is lolcat them
I has a penis. Let me show you it.
http://www.thecatgallery.co.uk/acatalog/04698.jpg
Bagpuss falls on hard times.
http://www.thecatgallery.co.uk/acatalog/L03817.jpg
I can has cheezburger?
http://www.thecatgallery.co.uk/acatalog/abagreyplush_200.jpg