You’d have to use a very brightly colored one. And maybe even a big one. Like the one in **Auntie Pam’s ** shipping department.
What you need now is another label maker that prints smaller labels, then you can label the label on the label maker ‘label on the label maker’ and label the smaller label maker (using the larger label maker) ‘label maker for labelling the label on the label maker’, then label that label ‘label on the label maker for labelling the labels on the label makers’.
No need to thank me.
Labels are vital when your office has rack-mount servers. (And even if you don’t, really). Slap the static IP address on the network printer, label all the ports on the KVMs, put your name on your USB key so it doesn’t get ‘borrowed’ permanently, etc. 
Make labels and attach them to random bits of equipment in the office, other people’s offices, in restaurants, etc.
Suggestions:
‘Do not remove this label’
‘Please disregard this label’
‘Label may explode if removed’
‘Property of CIA surveillance unit’
:: ponders for a moment:: Well, I do need a bigger purse… I should look for ones that will accommodate my planner, book, wallet, keys, cell phone and my labelmaker! ::evil grin::
This is almost as good as buying a roll of “for vaginal use only” stickers from an online medical supplier and attaching them to every phallic object on campus.
Is it possible that your label maker tape is, like mine, the kind that’s split in the middle to help you get the tape off? And that you haven’t noticed this? Forgive me if you have, but it took me a second or two. It’s split horizontally, if it’s anything like mine. You can actually take off the top half, position it exactly the way you want it, and bend the bottom half off for neat labels that sit square.
That’s pure genius.
If you have an SO, you must label him or her, as well.
I have no label maker of my own, but we have one at the office. I dream of getting of it and labeling the water cooler, the fish tank, the printers (“printer that works”, “printer that doesn’t work”), and anything else I can get my hands on.
I did! He just IMed me right now to say “I’ve been walking around with “Aaron” on my hat all day and nobody even told me. You need to seek professional help.”
:sniffle: I’m so proud.
It is. The problem, however, is that there are SO MANY prominent phallic objects on my old college campus; a good portion of the school now has the “don’t drive in here, you idjit!” pylons all over campus in an effort to convert it to an almost completely pedestrian friendly campus. Most of them are painted black and have a “cap” on top, so they’re even more phallic looking.
You need to learn to delegate. This is clearly a job you can give to some inferior who reports to you.
Oh, if my five friends and I had gotten the $3 + shipping together at a time when the supplier had NOT been sold out of these things, we totally could’ve blanketed the campus in 20 minutes. 
Maybe some other time if I end up getting a second master’s degree somewhere in person.