Do you recall whether we’ve actually met IRL? I think we have, but I’m fuzzy about… the past. It it helps, I used to be yojimboguy.
I was at the Chicago dopefest many years ago (2004 perhaps), but I also was really drunk. Not intentionally really drunk, I just didn’t get to eat dinner so I drank on an empty stomach and don’t remember most of the night :X I remember a lot from the cookout the night before though.
That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it! 
I need to go to more of these parties and play these games of which you speak.
Amen to that.
Whenever I think of Dopers getting together I imagine Trivial Pursuit and Pictionary, not naked, drunken juggling.
Let me clarify: I’ve seen her juggling, I’ve seen her drunk, and I’ve seen her mostly naked. If there’ve been DopeFests when she was all three at one time, I wasn’t there! 
Anyway, OpalCat’s fiver fought some ignorance, we now know about her past!
If she was indeed sticking to her underwear then then it must have been a Hell of a party ------------ oh, her story! She’s sticking to her story! Sorry, my fault.
The future? Only time will tell.
I wonder if, with this sort of marketing, could I start throwing those parties again? Opal’s been to my place in Ohio. She scandalized the jaybirds by discussing her unmentionables.
What a great idea! And I’m a lot closer to your place than I was the one time we were out there! 
I believe I’m about an hour and a half now, as opposed to the four hours before. (Of course, this assumes two things: one, you’re going to start having those parties again; two, you’ll allow West Virginians if you do! )
Where in Ohio?