I love the holidays beause friends who havent seeen each ohter in years get to get together and it’s like no time has passed between them. Theat s the signg of true friends that six or seenen years can ppass and it was like yesterday. I love my friends. I’ve knowen them since I was six. Happpy Holidays.
Ahh, the blessed effects of alcohol on typing ability. 
And yes, bless friends and family! Except the ones who don’t deserve it!
To the Casey1505 Of The Future (tomorrow morning, specifically):
HI CASEY! HOW YA FEELING THIS MORNING??
Damn, Hal, that’s giving me a headache and I haven’t even been drinking!
Cruel, man. Just cruel. 
Eh, nothing wrong with a good case of the warm fuzzies. Beer goggles included.
Here’s to a safe and happy holiday season Casey :skoal:
Happy Teh Holidayas everyone!!
(trying to get a meme started here)
Shhhhh!
Bloody Fuck All, Hal!!! Stop shouting!!!
groans
So, anybody need some aspirin today?
Some Hair of the Dog works better…
Fine then, I’ll get to work on some puppies.
It’s sad when my first assumption about the OP was that he was making fun of all of the holiday glurge that I get every year.