I loved your corporate website!

That gramatically-incorrect paragraph on the home page - frankly, it’s kind of frightening. “Mind-bendingly good chicken”? “Zalads”? Shouting at Grandma for bogarting the wings?

Okay, looking at more of the site - it appears that they really like sentence fragments.

Bottom line - I give this site two thumbs way down. It sucks.

Now, matt, that was rather inconsiderate. Think of poor fuckoff@cocksucker.com! Now they’re going to get all kinds of spam on their account!

Well, now you’ve done it, they’re sure to once you posted their email address on a public message board. I bet some of it might even be… porn.

Probably not as much as email@address.com gets.

http://webpagesthatsuck.com/ is always good for a laugh.

hides in fear, trembling

Yikes.
I had a web design class - I don’t know what would have happened if someone committed (two t’s?) the cardinal sin of using flash.
We even had our own praise. If a website was good, it was “sterile”.
Clean, got all the needed info - few, if any, extras - dialup friendly.
Good times.

I didn’t even notice that!

What got to me was that they purport to sell man-portable test equipment, but you have to fill a form out to find such footling details as dimensions, weight, power supply…

Some poor dude probably grabbed that one early in internet history and thought he was so clever…

matt you must have been at the website I was earlier today because I had a similar experience.
I was searching for some information on a 24 port patch panel we needed to do some CAT6 terminations. I went to the manufacturer’s site and used their search function. Now I know they sell these things because I have a similar one sitting on my desk right now and my vendor wants to know how many of these items from this manufacturer I want. I want to confirm the part number so that my vendor sends me the right parts (with a month and a half delivery time to the desert this is kind of important). Okay, I do the search. 300 hits - just fricken lovely. I do a quick scan of the search results…hmmm, I didn’t know they sold switches and servers and routers. Well you learn something new every day…Yet I see no mention of what I am looking for. I look inside a couple of the search results. Nope, don’t see what I am looking for there either. After a couple of look sees I start to get suspicious. I do a search inside the links for the keywords I used. I found port most of the time, 24 some of the time, and patch/panel only a few of the times. Never all at once. Apparently this firm does not manufacture 24 port patch panels even though I can see their name on the one sitting next to me and my vendor is willing to sell me both the 24 port and 48 port models. I end up doing a google search to find the item in question and end up going to a place like www.Isellshitthatfelloffthebackofatruck.com for the part number.

This isn’t the first time for this. I have a part and part number for an electrical break out box right off the box itself. I go the manufacturer’s site. I do a search and find nothing. It is the number right on the box! What other purpose could you have to put a number on the damn thing if you don’t want me to use it to order another one?! Stupid, stupid. :smack:

Heh! That’s nothing.

This is the website for the best-selling beer here (over 95% of the market). They have unlimited resources and yet managed to have the suckiest website ever. I guess that whoever was in charge of approving it has no frigging idea what the internet is all about.

Feast your eyes on this: http://www.presidente.com.do (to enter you must type in your birth date, but the geniuses made it easy to skip that by just going to http://www.presidente.com.do/intro.htm).