As a public service, I keep my shirt on in the great outdoors. Just as a kindness to others. Yeah, there was last year when we went to the beach and I was all topless, but as a rule I have on a shirt. (And pants too. Always with the pants, that’s me.) This gives me a quite wonderful farmer’s tan. It, my farmer’s tan, is my pride and joy.
But now, it’s ruined.
This weekend I took Soupo camping. And he took a friend of his. And he took his dad. There was four of us and we had a (mostly) good time.
At the crack of nine-ish we hit the road for Hueston Woods. It’s a park just a bit up the road. It’s not super-great, but for an Ohio state park, it’s pretty Jake. We rolled in and let the boys pick out their favorite campsite. Like it really matters where we camp in the big field. Well, actually it does matter some. Not much, but some.
See, the boys didn’t look at the big picture when they picked out the campsite. They looked at the playground. They wanted the campsite right by the playground. Unfortunately (for them) that one was taken. So the picked out the one right next to the site right next to the playground. Right next to the other people that were set up. So there was three of us in a row. And another site in use right behind us. And the people across the road. (Not chickens, people. I don’t know what the chickens were doing over there.) All in all we were centrally located in a clot of campers. (Not like RV’s but people camping.) This is not prime campground etiquette.
You’re supposed to treat campsites like urinals. Not just that you can pee on them at night, but you’re supposed to leave a “buffer zone” around your site so you don’t have immediate neighbors. It’s just the way things are. And there was whole swathes of non-taken sites. But they weren’t playground adjacent, so they were less good. OK fine, we’ll just stay in the site the boys picked. Then we set up camp and hit the trail!
I like hiking. It’s fun. It’s even more fun if you don’t get lost. But I wasn’t leading, so it wasn’t my fault. And it was a loop trail, so we weren’t that lost. Yeah, we had to walk all the way around the loop an extra time but we are hardy men! It wasn’t a problem. It wasn’t much of a problem. (Oh! And I forgot to pack the suckity straw for my water bladder in my pack. That sucked, not having my suckity straw for my water bladder! Here I was, being all fancy-pants with my special hiking stuff and I forget the piece that actually makes it work! Poor me. I had to drink out of water bottles like everyone else.) (I also forgot the ketchup and mustard, but that wasn’t a problem til dinnertime.)
Now back to camp for a little smackeral to quell the rumbley tumblies of the boys and off to the lake! Lakes are supposed to be green, right? They are if they are in Ohio and all the feeder creeks run past farms with loads of stuff you really don’t want to be swimming in anyway. But it was hot, so swim we did. Well, not swim so much as walk around in the water. The green water. (Did I mention the lake was quite verdant?) And me with no shirt on! (I didn’t want to ruin my nice shirt.) It ruined my farmer’s tan! My shoulders got “color”. The color is a pretty pink, but just a little so it’ll probably turn tannish. Not the white it was. (Yes we did have sun block. Just not on. It was back at camp where it was safe.)
After the lake, it was time for dinner. (The boys had a definite pattern for the whole trip: run around like maniacs, then eat stuff.) But before we could eat, we had to build a fire. You need a fire to cook up some Pigs Inna Sleeping Bags. You also need some ketchup and mustard to dip your Pig Inna Sleeping Bag in, but unfortunately the camp store only had ketchup. But there was:
A) a fire
&
2. s’mores for dessert.
So the whining was minimal.
The boys spend the rest of the night running around like maniacs and playing Go Fish. And eating. They ate a lot. But a good time was had by all and we stayed up to look at the stars, and Soupo’s friend said he had so much fun he’d do it again.
Yeah kid, we’ll see.
We’ll see how much rum I can pack, then we’ll discuss taking you along again.
-Rue.