Uh-Oh. . . Nah, a computer will never defeat DaLovin’ Dj ina rough-n-rugged battle. Right?
DaLovin’ Dj
It looks like your days are numbered. I’m sure you could handle any ordinary computer… but this is a computer backed by the power of natural selection and using Bluetooth technology! Unless your rough-n-rugged battle includes having water poured on the participants (that’s pretty rugged), then you’d probably have an edge.
The next innovation: alcohol powered robotic dancers. They’ll be able to keep drinking longer and bust moves better than any flesh and blood human. People won’t need to go to clubs at all anymore!