I mourn the loss of...

… the light brown M&Ms.

They were the only ones that truly tasted good. They make the lavender dye for the lavender ones out of dog poop so I hear. I think the blue ones are made out of tampon water™. Tampon water is obviously that blue water they use to show how absorbant tampons are on television commercials.

As it is now, I just opened a bag of M&Ms and since I am so incredibly anal about this type of thing, I sorted them all out by color. I only eat one color at a time so not to cross contaminate my tastebuds you see. Not only did the fiends get rid of the light brown ones, I noticed they are trying to get rid of the regular brown ones too! There was only one regular brown M&M in the whole bag.

Stupid Mars candy company.

According to M&M’s website, brown M&M’s make up 30% of the candies produced, and each other color makes up 14%.

I know this because someone in my multivariate stats class decided to compare M&M frequencies in regular and peanut M&M’s. I don’t remember his exact results, but everyone was convinced that the distribution on the website is false.