… the light brown M&Ms.
They were the only ones that truly tasted good. They make the lavender dye for the lavender ones out of dog poop so I hear. I think the blue ones are made out of tampon water™. Tampon water is obviously that blue water they use to show how absorbant tampons are on television commercials.
As it is now, I just opened a bag of M&Ms and since I am so incredibly anal about this type of thing, I sorted them all out by color. I only eat one color at a time so not to cross contaminate my tastebuds you see. Not only did the fiends get rid of the light brown ones, I noticed they are trying to get rid of the regular brown ones too! There was only one regular brown M&M in the whole bag.
Stupid Mars candy company.