What a bad sentence.
Read: “Are there any Yankees who will allow me the use of their address and whom will be good enough to forward the goods to me in such a way that I pay for all shipping at this end?”
What are you looking for here? Commiseration? Help with the sentence? A good spanking? 
I am so dissappointed-I thought this would be much dirtier than it was…
Perhaps a dentist?
What did you have in mind, and why do they have a problem delivering into Canada?
Honestly, haven’t we had enough masturbation threads for awhile?
Perhaps the grammar might be improved if you capitalized the offending word.
:: pedant smiley ::
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