I need a scapegoat!

Sunspots.

blame it on the black majority keeping all us white folks down

(or was that a John Travolta movie ?)

rats ! I can’t think with all this tequila in my brain . . . . HEY! - blame it on alcohol ! works for me

:smiley:

“I place the blame squarely on you, the viewer!” -Kent Brockman


Fippo-

Through our bleeding/We are one

Tuttle did it.

I always blame My Evil Twin Skippy- Occasionally I impersonate him to keep up the act.


I have no digital watch

blame it on the boogie


well, at least one person wants to meet me…
http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62

Cheers!!

Blame it on the wine. Or use the typical ditz-who-can’t-keep-her-booze excuse “Gee, I don’t know what happened, the champagne must have gone clear to my head!” At least SOMETHING did…


DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.

BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i

Blame it on an uncaring universe.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.