I need a straightforward and hopefully easily reproduced sign, seal, glyph, talisman, veve, hex sign, or possibly sigil to bind a dark force and keep it the hell out of one’s face.
I cannot believe, with all my books both analog and digital, and with the entire intarwebs at my feet, that I can’t find one; my google-fu must be, er … at a low ebb.
Uh, need answer fast. Y’know. Cause of the evil and stuff.
Ah! Excellent suggestions all three; the Seal of Solomon is probably most like what I had in mind, because the dark force in question is far too annoying to be connected with Cthulhu on the one hand, and needs to be contained at the source more than deflected from my person, on the other.
Believe it or not, evil entities, when faced with a strong person who is difficult to attack directly, can become unbelievably petty and passive-aggressive. And there is nothing that will blow your good mood like passive-aggressive evil!
That is certainly efficacious… as far as it goes.
But for real evil you need one of these: Solomon’s Seal
I tried to find a link to the very rare “Walrus of Solomon” but apparently the Illuminati have removed all traces of this. One of its most useful powers is FNORDFNORDFNORD so that may be what you really need.