While I’ve heard tell of such circumstance, this is my first direct exposure. I do say!
Tell Natalie to get her ass put of bed and get her kids ready for school. When she doesn’t report her to CPS. Lather, rinse, repeat.
If it were me, I’d report this whole situation. Isn’t this the same family that crazy uncle locked everyone in behind a deadbolt?
Report, step away. Far away.
Agreed. If nothing else give someone the key, sounds like she is hiding something or afraid. Get her to therapy.
To be perfectly clear; this isn’t a Bill Clinton sex-exemption type loophole, right? A claim that because it’s a three way it doesn’t really count?
I agree with this. When she starts getting truancy phone calls from the kids’ schools, I’m betting she will get her ass up.
Or, break the lock on the door. Who locks their bedroom door when they have little kids in the house, anyway?
Are you calling me a liar? :mad:
I like the first suggestion, but the second is out of the question–unthinkable. Despite invitations to go into the house unaccompanied, in happier circumstances, I will not do so–I had a long history of getting in trouble as a child (police, etc.) for entering other people’s houses without permission. I promised myself then I would never do it again and I have kept that promise all these years. And breaking a lock is a violation of Section 459 of the California State Penal Code; I could wind up in San Quentin.
I wouldn’t do that; are you saying the same about Mr Clinton?:mad:
Natalie just needs to get a really loud alarm clock and place it away from the bed - so the only way to turn it off is to get up and move.
And some self-discipline. If she gets up, turns it off then goes back to bed, there might be no helping her.
Bolding mine. While I know this isn’t the topic of the thread, I couldn’t help but notice what I’ve bolded. My mind is having difficulty reconciling these things. I know people do this, but shit. I believe I’d try and help her get her priorities in order, if you’re not already doing that.
As far as the topic of the conversation goes, I got nothin’.
Chicken coop attached to your window with a rooster trapped inside. My neighbors two doors down have a damned rooster. Fortunately the double paned windows help a lot.
I think Post #4 is funnier. 
I’m not bringing Clinton or sex into this discussion. Neither one is germane here.
Very well. You were the one who mentioned ulterior motives. (Cite)
I assumed ulterior motives = sex. Sorry.
And I certainly never suggested you were German!!
And again.
Bass drum with a kick pedal flush up against the wall:
**BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM **
When she opens to door douse her with a bucket of cold water like the coach of a football team.
But I might miss and splash her little girls… :eek:
Next time she’ll wear a robe!
Natalie and her dysfunctions are not your problem.
They are if I have to sit for ten minutes or more in my car waiting for her to bring the girls out for me to take them to school–so they won’t be late.
Keep your everyone-for-himself policy to yourself.