I’m so sorry if I offended you or hurt your feelings. I was only teasing. The problem with writtem media is that it can be difficult to convey what was actually meant. I am so terribly sorry if I made you feel stupid. I promise I was only being flippant. (You will never see me in a flirt thread just because I’m sure whatever I say will only make me look stupid.) Again, I am tremendously sorry. Many, many apologies.