Oh, that’s rich. I’m on my high horse because I’m saying that yelling at refs is never as original as the person who’d doing the yelling does?
Maybe it’s just my imagination that I’ve see car damage too many times to count on my umpire colleagues’ vehicles. I’ve had to listen to threats of violence and even death. I’ve had “fans” wating for my crew after the game. It’s not enough that I have to hear parents coach their kids to take other players out of the game, and then laugh it off and say “it’s part of the game”.
More and more legislation is being presented and passed every day to deal with the violence that sports officials have to endure, yet I’m on my high horse to suggest that wanting to learn more insults is a little stupid.
I think I’ll stay up here on my high horse, thank you.
That being said, don’t get me wrong. If it was all bad, I wouldn’t do it. No one would. 99% of the time it’s fun, rewarding, a great way to stay involved in a game I’m too old to play competitively anymore, and good exercise from sitting behind a desk all day long.
On the whole, the insults are meaningless to the officials. Like I said, we’ve heard all of them before. The insults in-and-of themselves are harmless except that it feeds into the mentality of hating sports officials.
Here you go, have fun at your hockey game. (Sorry these are for baseball umps)
Hey ump …
Stevie Wonder could have gotten that call right!
move around a little bit, you’re killing the grass!
move around a little bit, you’re growing roots!
move around a little bit, when they the umpire is part of the field, they don’t mean literally!
flip the plate over and read the directions!
did your glass eye get fogged up on that one?
are the stadium lights keeping you awake?
is the plate round? because you’re not calling the corners!
you couldn’t call a cab!
turn that mask around!
nice call, Mr. Magoo!
I didn’t know they printed rule book in braille!
Phone a friend!
it’s a good thing you didn’t have three choices!
kick your seeing eye dog, he just lied to you!
woof means strike!, woof woof means ball!
give me an I!, give me another I!.. now give them to the umpire!
if you’re just going to watch the game, you should have bought a ticket!
how’d you become an umpire? did you flunk out of beauty school?
now I know why there’s only one “I” in umpire!
that’s called a BAT, not a GOLF CLUB!
mix in some consistancy, once in a while!
don’t bother brushing off the corners, you’re not calling them anyway!