Don’t know that there’s a good option. I just want people to know what they’re getting into–speaking personally, I’d rather have no shirt than a poorly made one. Hell, you might even be able to make your own of a comparable quality for a much cheaper price.
ETA:
And I wasn’t really kidding about the Febreeze. I know someone who brought a bottle of it to B-Fest this year–and used it whenever the funk would waft up from one of our more… aromatic neighbors.