I need to rent a goat

Nice … um … pearls.

:smiley:

I wanna go to a goat farm now!

What a great guy you are for feeding her goat-fetish.

That last line sounded wrong.

My next door neighbor just borrowed a bale of hay for his fainting goats. They are very cute, and the two kids weren’t happy when I helped him tag their ears a couple weeks ago.

StG

Love the expressions on their faces.

We’ve been thinking about getting a couple of goats. We have a goodly amount of poison ivy around the perimeter of the property. I seem to be immune, but my kids and wife aren’t, as it turns out. I hear goats eat the stuff.

And we’ve already decided that they’d be named Larry.

I have a coworker who has a couple acres and has goats, donkeys and a mini horse. Another coworker and I will be visiting his farm and going with him to pick up his new baby llama! I’m excited, Llama day is Friday. I will suggest Edward for a name.

One consequence of my being 6’1" and her being 4’11" is that nearly every picture I take of her contains massive boobage. It’s a good problem to have, as far as I’m concerned.

I’m only asking since our attention has already been directed to her, um, chestal region, but I’m dying to know- what does she have stowed in there- money? a hankie? instructions on the care and feeding of a goat?

Good to see that Edward takes an interest in the driving and navigation responsibilities.

You guys make a great couple. :slight_smile:

…and your fiancee’s not bad either.

You guys are so sweet, I’m half in love with the both of you and your charming love/goat story. Glad you were able to make her happy.

SoulMate is gloriously endowed and requires support garments with rebar for underwire. That’s a stray Industrial Strength Bra Strap.

ETA: It looks folded up because the straps were too long to be adjusted properly, so she doubled them over and sewed them. Kinda like a bra sheepshank.

Nope, you just want to have sex with a goat-lover.
Hmm…I may not have helped, here. Not sure that sentence is any better. Cute story (and couple), tho’.

Goats are cheap. Buy a youngish meat breed goat, enjoy it for the evening, then serve it the following evening.

Edward: It’s what’s for dinner.

Yeah, that might not go over so well

This. What a sweet guy you are and she seems like a doll. I want a goat.

If SoulMate finds out, we might end up Soulless.

ETA: On the other hand… Edward *a la *King… Yum.

Oh, I know…this is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back time after time.

What a great story (and pictures). I’m smiling almost as big as SoulMate after reading this one.

This is one of the all-time original cute-overload threads. You’re an excellent fiance, Soul, SoulMate is indeed cute, and all the goats were adorable. (And don’t think for a moment that I didn’t notice your cutie, Auntbeast. She’s just as adorable as you’ve described. Love the drill pictures. And the menagerie.

Awesome story, and you two are cute! (And I don’t mean her and the llama. :smiley: )