I need to talk to some Web professionals, pronto...

Among my Dopey brethren, I’m sure there are serious professional web designers that get paid for doing such work.

I have need of you. Not to do any design or web work, but for a different purpose. I would be much obliged if anyone who qualifies would contact me directly via my email link or private messaging so I can tell you what it is I need.

And I am under a time crunch.